Jason Statham lays gloriously deadpan beatdowns on the dudes who robocall us in The Beekeeper. Finally!

Expend4bles is a waste of time the stars are running out of.

For all the above-the-title talent involved, Meg 2: The Trench is pretty toothless.

Nothing quite like some Guy Ritchie-style kinetic violence and snappy dialogue. Get me Snatch.