MOVIE REVIEWS
Now showing around town… maybe streaming.
Good ‘Omen’
It could be a lot scarier, but The First Omen is a legit strong addition to an under-exploited property.
Wisp of a Thing
Death Whisperer has little going for it, but the hero is handsome! Which it points out repeatedly.
Swim, Swim, Sink
Russell the Younger and debuting director Bryce McGuire almost pull off a perfect pool routine in Night Swim. Almost.
Clicks and Giggles
Would you like Nicolas Cage invading your dreams? If so the cancel culture satire Dream Scenario is for you.
Choppy Waters
Go read chapter 7 of Dracula, come back and watch The Last Voyage of the Demeter.
Talking a Big Game
Danny and Michael Philippou come really, really close to horror greatness in Talk to Me. But, please. No more dead family.
Bad Habits
Can someone please give The Nun her own movie instead of pacifying us with The Nun II?
Save Yourselves
People, we have a contender for 2023’s biggest turkey. I give you: Onpaku.
An Acquired Taste
Mirror is just so 2022. Here’s comes Error with YUM Investigation, a little 1982.
Over-built
This isn’t the hot mess we expected, but Haunted Mansion suffers from the ‘more is just more’ syndrome.