If everyone in The Martian were really dumb…

Finally. Not the Monkey King! Creation of the Gods kicks off with Kingdom of Storms.

Expend4bles is a waste of time the stars are running out of.

Dark’s Louis Hofmann travels back in time to play the ballsy title figure of The Forger.

No More Bets is why they told us not to gamble our lives away!

Léa Seydoux is an absolute star in Mia Hansen-Løve’s sexy, smart, mid-life drama, One Fine Morning.

Do you know anything about Golda Meir? No? Well, you’re not going to from Golda.

If nothing else A Haunting in Venice will make you want to get on a plane.

Note: Au Cheuk-man’s very dramatic Stand Up Story has hardly any stand up comedy in it.

Daishi Matsunaga takes on seminal Japanese LGBTQ+ novel Egoist and does not embarrass himself.

Danny and Michael Philippou come really, really close to horror greatness in Talk to Me. But, please. No more dead family.

Is newcomer Nate Ki’s Back Home the next steap in Hong Kong horror? Could be.

Can someone please give The Nun her own movie instead of pacifying us with The Nun II?

If you don’t already know Kenji Miyazawa, you won’t know him after Father of the Milky Way Railroad.

It’s Ha Jung-woo and Ju Ji-hoon to the rescue in Middle East hostage thriller Ransomed.

G.But is back already, and until he gives us our Den of Thieves sequel, we’ve got Kandahar.

Third time’s a charm for the Fuqua-Washington whup-ass team in the satisfying The Equalizer 3.

People, we have a contender for 2023’s biggest turkey. I give you: Onpaku.

Go watch Blue Giant and listen to it.

Adele Lim’s Joy Ride is straight up funny AF, whether you’re Asian, American, female, male or other.